A 10-best tribute to the Fiero: The automotive equivalent of Clay

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12/14/2013 at 13:15 • Filed to: Fierro, Fierrari, List, 10, Fake, Custom

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While I was reading Jalop's !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I had the heartbeat that somehow a Fiero just had to be there. I was wrong. Thus I realized that no other car has been modified to resemble another production vehicle so many times, and in so many different fashions.

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I think it was fit to make a Jalop tribute out of it, I will pick some of the best/worst examples of Fieros found here, since the Fiero, as clay, can be modelled into anything from Terracotta warriors to a 5 year-old's Father's day craft.

Of course, please add ev'thing you feel fits here, I plan to edit them with your suggestions, if any. Long live the Fiero!

10.) Fiero Fino

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It is fine-o when you turn it into a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , since there's no benchmark to compare it, hence you can't loose.

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Except you can. Bolt on it some bubbly headlights, add some gorgeous chrome alloys, and there you have it, starting at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !

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Extra points for the elegant yet understated paint job.

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9.) JISOD 8F402

While it might look like when choosing the name, somebody's head just fell over the keypad, it might be because they passed out when trying to achieve the perfect proportions for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Nah, really, I'm sure they just couldn't stand looking at it anymore.

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8.) GT4T

Alternatively, you can come up with an ingenious name for it, and base it in a more acceptable, proportion-wise, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Although $kaycog could surely disagree.

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7.) 512 tr FER@RRI

But, If you reeeeeeeally reeeeeeeeally want a car with the F-name, you can always do it better, both in naming terms and in fooling-forawhile terms.

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Hey, this one comes !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , too!

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6.) Fierrari Enzno

But don't worry, little JISOD, there will always be !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! out there so bad that lets you be proud of yourself.

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Kill it. With fire. Now.

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5.) Fierrari Limo

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4.) Ferrari Mera

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And yet it looks good. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for Fierraris, honestly. Classy, well-proportioned, and as reasonably loyal to the badge it wears as a replica can possibly be.

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3.) Fierorghintera

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And when you're done with Ferrari, where do you go? To Sant'Agata, of course. (Unless you are !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , in which case you go and buy a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and hoon the hell out of it)

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Speaking of the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , you know all Lambos are wedges. You just know you haven't chosen the proper wheelbase when your wedge becomes an equilateral triangle.

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I'd personally have called it Countachero, like a mexican remake of the Countach, but then it 'd probably be more fitting for a Ford Ranchero with a Lambo V-12. How cool would that be, by the way?

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2.) European Medley

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But in case you're done with the products of questo paese, you will certainly find more compelling !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Resembling a Porsche Carrera GT, advertised as a Lotus M250 concept car, and way too quirky to be compared to any french car, it could be yours at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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1.) Zimmer Quicksilver

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Even though a certain "german" engineer by the name of Wolfgang !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Pimpin' beats Deutsche when we're talking about the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Hell, if it's good enough to be an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , should be fine for most -ahem- sizes.

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Bonus.) Fiero Enthusiasts Give Dying Teen Last Wish

Because Fieros !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! into wonderful !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , even when they aren't transformed.

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DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito > gzdesign
12/14/2013 at 15:29

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Is it bad that by the end of this article, I forgot what a real Fiero looked like?


Kinja'd!!! gzdesign > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito
12/14/2013 at 17:15

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I guess not, like the scorpion once said, it was on its nature.